DEFiNiTi0N

SEC0ND SELF; A PERFECT SUBSTiTUTE 0R DEPUTy. HiS ADVISER ASCTSz AS HiS ALTER EG0 DURiNG HiS ABSENCE..

AN iNSEPARABLE FRiEND

AN0THER ASPECT 0F 0NE`Sz SELF



CHRiS P.0.V

iM SiTTEN HERE iN My R00M THiNKiN WHUT THE FUQQ DiD i JUST D0, i G0T THiS THiNG CALLED A "SPLiT PERS0NALiTy" 0R TW0 PEP0 THAT LiVE iNSiDE ME My ALTER EG0. THERE iS DiS SWEET ASS NiGGA THAT CATERSz T0 EVERy W0MAN NAMED CHRiS By DAy ND THAT BADD ASS NiGGA THAT DUN GiVA FUQQ NAMED CHARLiE By NiGHT.. WELL iTSz AB0UT 11`0`CL0CK AT NiGHT RiGHT N0W. WHUT SH0ULD THAT TELL y0U.. iM THAT FUQQED UP NiGGA NAMED CHARLiE i JUST G0T BACK FR0M 0NE 0F My BR0ADSz, H0E`Sz, SKEEZERSz` WUD EVA THA FUQQ y0U WANNA CALL HER H0USE. WE G0T iNT0 DiS BiG ASS ARGUEMENT, ND i ENDED UP PUTTiN My HANDSz 0N HER... i LEFT HER CRyiN WiTH A BiG ASS BRUiSE 0N HER FACE... i SPAT 0N THE FL00R WHERE SHE WAS ND i WAS GH0ST iNA MATTER 0F 1 MiNUTE. i HATE DiS SPLiT PERS0NALiTy SHiT, iT ERKSz ME, i DUNT WANNA BE THIS Vi0LENT DUDE NAMED CHARLiE, i WANT T0 BE CHRiS THATSz ALL i ASK F0R, BUT NAH THA NiGGA NAMED CHARLiE TAKESz 0VER STARTiN AT 10`0`CL0CK PM... S0 THE QUESTi0N iS H0W D0 i HANDLE THiS CHARLiE 0R H0W iS My S0CiAL LiFE?? WELL CHRiS HAS AL0TTA K00 FRiENDSz... CHARLiE R0LLSz WiTH THE DRUG DEALERSz THE THEiVESz, BAdd PEP0 LiKE THAT.. iM 19 yEARSz 0LD 20 iN A C0UPLE 0F WEEKSz. i C0NSiDER MySELF AS A GR0WN ASS MAN.. My M0MSz iS K00 PEP0 SHE UNDERSTANDSz WHUT i G0 THR0UGH EVEN WHEN i TURNED iNT0 THiS H0RRiBLE NiGGA NAMED CHARLiE. DiS NiGGA NAMED MiKE My "FATHER" 0N THE 0THER HAND SEE THATSz A DiFFERENT ST0Ry C0NSiDERiNG CHARLiE, i, CHARLiE, THE PERS0N WH0M i AM RiGHT N0W G0T iNT0 A FiGHT WiTH My S0 CALLED FATHER MiKE.. iT WAS 9`55 AT NiGHT, MiND y0U CHARLiE D0ESNT C0ME 0UT UNTiL 10`00. S0 WHEN i WAS CHRiS My "FATHER" WAS BEATiN 0N My M0MSz MAN i REMEMBER EVERyTHiNG



RUNSz yES?? N0???

Runz!

Ima be reading this storie in two different places!

l0lSz y0U TAWKiN B0UT THA 0NE THAT SiMPLy ME MAdE???

yEA i DUNT THiNK iMA C0NTiNUE THiS ST0Ry 0N THAT B0ARd CUSz i G0T T00 MANy ST0RiESz 0N THERE ENEWAySz HAHA

Aren't you postin this in the group on MySpace? Or am I trippin?

0 yEA.... l0lSz... CUSz SUMB0dy BEGGEd ME T0 i WASNT G0iN T0 D0 iT FiRST l0lSz

ohh coolz

FLASH BACK T0 3 yEARSz AG0..

CHRiS- ST0P MAN, SHE DiDNT EVEN D0 N0THiN T0 y0U

DAD- GET THE FUQQ 0N CHRiS.. THiS BETWEEN ME ND y0 M0MSz

THATSz BEEN G0iN 0N F0R A G00D THREE MiNUTESz THE TiME WAS 9`58 TW0 M0 FUQQiN MiNUTESz UNTiL THAT BAdd`ASS CHARLiE WAS RELEASED... i M0VED 0UT THE WAy JUST LiKE My "FATHER" SAiD ND i SAT THERE ND WATCHED THEM FiGHT FOR 2 M0RE MiNUTESz.. i WAS 17 ND S0ME MUNTHSz AT THE TiME.. iT WAS N0W 10`0CL0CK CHARLiE WAS UP ND READy.. HE AS iN i [[CHARLiE]] WENT T0 THE KiTCHEN ND GRABBED A KNiFE, i PUT iT iN My BACK P0CKET. i WENT 0VER T0 My M0MSz ND M0VED HER 0UT THE WAy S0 SHE W0ULDNT GET HURT.. i PUSHED THAT NiGGA
MiKE iNT0 THE WALL VERy HARD, MAKiN THE WALL HAVE A PRiNT 0F HiS BACK. "y0U LiKE BEATiN 0N My M0MSz MiCHEAL, HUH!!" i SAiD iN A RAiSE. i WAS SWEATiNG HARD My HEART WAS BEATiN HARD.. i WAS DETERMiNED T0 KiLL THAT NiGGA.. HE THREW ME BACK ND i LANDED 0N THA HARD FL00R ND i G0T BACK UP..

DAD- WHUT THE FUQQ iS y0UR PR0BLEM CHRiS

CHARLiE- THA NAME iS CHARLiE MUTHA FUQQA GET THAT SHiT STRAiGHT..

i PUNCHED HiM iN THE M0UTH REAL HARD 0RDERiNG TW0 TEETH T0 FALL 0UT HiS M0UTH.. HE WAS SPiTTiNG 0UT BL00D, CH0KiN 0N HiS DAMN BL00D. i HAD A BiG ASS SMiLE 0N My FACE.. i TURNED ND L00KED AT My M0MSz SHE HAD TEARSz RUSHiNG D0WN HER FACE "iTSz G0iN T0 BE ALRiGHT MA" i SAiD.. i REACHED T0 My BACK P0CKET REMEBERiN THAT THE KNiFE WAS THERE.. i T00K iT 0UT ND My M0M WAS JUS STARiNG AT ME L00KiN C0NFUSED BECAUSE SHE DiD KN0 WHUT i WAS G0iN T0 D0 NEXT.. i GRiBBED THAT KNiFE, RAiSED iT iN THE AiR, ND STABBED HiM STRAiGHT iN THE BACK "N000000" M0 M0M SCREAMED BUT iT WAS T00 LATE. i SMiRKED AND EViL SMiRK HAPPiER THEN EVER THAT NiGGA DiED RiGHT 0N T0P 0F ME.. My M0MSz RUSHED 0VER ND PUSHED HiM 0FF 0F ME.. i G0T UP ND My WHiTE T`SHiRT WAS DRENCHED iN BL00D. i THR0UGH THA KNiFE D0WN ND WALKED 0UT THE H0USE..

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H0RRiBLE HUH?? WELL DATSz WHUT THA MUTHA FUQQA GET, S0METiMESz i WiSH i WASNT HERE BECAUSE i KN0W THAT FiFTy PERCENT 0F ME iS THAT NIGGA... BUT HESz G0NE N0W.. ND iM STiLL WALKiN AR0UND WiTH My N0SE RAiSED T0 THE SKy, C0CKy ASS MUTHA FUQQA HUH.. WELL N0W yALL KN0 N0T T0 FUQQ WiTH THE NiGGA NAMED CHARLiE.... S0 THA QUESTi0N iS WHEN DiD i GET THiS SHiT?? MAN i DUNN0 PR0LLy WHEN i WAS 16 0R S0.. BUT WH0 CARESz i G0T iT N0W.. ND iT DUN L00K LiKE iMA GET RiD 0F iT ANy TiME S00N..

BACK T0 My LiFE AS 0F RiGHT N0W.....

LEMME iNTR0DUCE My THUG NiGGASz MAH DUDE BANKSz HE REAL K00, DATSz My DUDE RiGHT THERE HE ALREADy KN0 My EG0Sz.. WE`VE BEEN REAL K00 SiNCE WE WAS THREE.. HE L00KSz 0UT F0R MA M0MSz T00.. HE DUN HAVE TiME FA FEMALESz HE ALL AB0UT THAT PAyPA [[BANKSz]] MUTHA FUQQA.. THEN THERESz MAH DUDE WAyNE HE G0TTA GiRL.. S0 0THA H0ESz NEEDSz T0 BACK THA FUQQ UP 0FF THAT 0NE... HE L0W KEy SMART, HE STARTED C0LLEGE WHEN HE WAS 17 ND HE 20 N0W S0 HE JUST G0T 0NE M0RE yEAR.. i CANT SEE H0W THAT NiGGA D0iN SHiT iN THE STREETSz ND iN C0LLEGE AT THE SAME FUQQiN TiME.. BUT WHUTEVA AS FA ME.. i DUN HAVE A GiRL ND CHARLiE AiNT L00KiN FA A BiTCH NEiTHA.. BUT CHRiS 0N THA 0THA HAND HE G0TTA GiRL.. HER NAME iS THAT BiTCH iS K00 i GESS, SHiT i DUNN0, i GESS SHE TREATSz My 0THER HAVE RiGHT.. BUT WHUTEVA..

i STARTED T0 R0LL A BLUNT TA GET HiGH LiKE A MUTHA FUQQA, SHiT AiNT N0B0Dy AR0UND i AiNT KiLLEN SHiT BUT My BRAiN CELLSz HAHA!.... iN THE NEXT TEN MiNUTESz i EXPECT T0 BE HiGH AS HELL ND AiNT N0 TELLiN WHUT THA FUQQ MiGHT HAPPEN.... My F0NE BEGAN T0 RiNG.. i REACHED 0VER T0 My STAND ND L00KED AT THE CALLER i`D iT WAS My BiGGA NiGGA WAyNE.."SPEAK y0 MiND" i SAiD

WAyNE- DAMN My NiGGA, iS y0U HiGH??

CHARLiE- HAHA S0ME SHiT LiKE THAT, i ANSWERED.. WUDD`UP My BiG NiGGA iF y0U WAS ANy BiGGA y0U W0ULD BE My BiGGA BiGGA NiGGA.. i BEGAN T0 LAFF HiSTERiCALLy

WAyNE- DAMN y0U BL0WN HUH.. WUD i TELL y0U B0UT SM0KiN THAT SHiT, TW0 PUFFSz ND y0 ASS iS G0NE

CHARLiE- CHiLL 0UT iM STRAiGHT

WAyNE- ENEWAySz Ay WHUD DiD y0U GET iNT0 T0NiGHT

CHARLIE- iNBETWEEN SUM BiTCHESz LEGSz

WAyNE- iGHT FASH0 FASH0.. i SEE H0W y0U D0.. DATSz iT

CHARLiE- NAH MAyNE.. i THiNK i HiT THE BiTCH AFTERW0RDSz

WAyNE- DAMN D0G, y0U NEEDA CHiLL 0UT SERi0USLy MAH DUDE

CHARLiE- iGHT WUD DA FUQQ EVA.. iM 0UT iM FiNiSH SM0KiN DiS BLUNT

WAyNE- iGHT. G0NE

CHARLIE- FUQQ iT

i HUNG UP THA F0NE STiLL HiGH AS HELL, i G0T UP S0 i CAN G0 PiSS, i WAS HELLA DiZZy N0T KN0WiN WHERE i WAS G0iN RUNNiN iNT0 WALLSz iN SHiT i WAS TRiPPEN LiKE A MUTHA FUQQA, DAT MUST BEEN S0ME B0MB ASS WEED... i WENT T0 THA BATHR00M WHiPPED THAT MUNSTA 0UT ND WENT T0 THA BATHR00M i FELT S0 RELiEVED AFTA THAT.. i G0T D0NE WASHED My HANDSz WENT T0 My R00M ND i WAS KN0CKED THA FUQQ 0UT F0R THA REST 0F THE NiGHT

THE NEXT DAy..

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THE NEXT DAy..

i AS iN CHRiS, W0KE UP THE NEXT DAy WALKED iNT0 THE LiViNG R00M ND SEEN THAT iT WAS ALL MESSED UP "WHUT THA HELL" i TH0UGHT T0 MySELF "DAMN WHUT HAPPENED iN HERE, PR0LLy WAS A R0UGH NiGHT LAST NiGHT" i SMELLED My CL0THES ND THEy APPEARED T0 SMELL LiKE WEED.."DAMN" i DECiDED T0 TAKE A SH0WER.. i T00K 0FF MY CL0THES 0FF LEAViNG ME WiTH My B0XERSz i RAN iN THE R00M T0 GET My T0WEL REAL FAST, BEF0RE i RUN ACR0SS THE DAMN HALL BUTT NAKED AGAiN, LAST TiME THAT HAPPENED My GiRL WAS HERE THAT SHiT WAS EMBARRASiNG.. i G0T My T0WEL ND WENT BACK T0 THE BATHR00M T0 GET iN THE SH0WER.. THAT WATER WAS PERFECT EXTRA H0T LiKE i LiKE iT.. THE STEAM WAS F0GGiN UP THE WiND0WSz iN WHUT N0T.. i G0T THE T0WEL ND THA S0AP ND START LATHERiNG iT.. i WASHED My WH0LE B0Dy ND BLAH BLAH BLAH. i FiNiSHED 20 MiNUTESz LATER.. i G0T 0UT THE SH0WER ND WRAPPED THE T0WEL AR0UND MY WAiST.. i STARTED T0 BRUSH My TEETH, ND WHEN i G0T D0NE i RAND MY T0NGUE ACR0SS My TEETH T0 MAKE SURE THERE WAS N0 PLAQQ LEFT... i WENT iN My R00M, DRiED 0FF, PUT S0ME L0Ti0N 0N, ND STARTED T0 PUT My CL0THES 0N.. i PUT 0N A FRESH WHiTE TEE, JEANSz, ALL WHiTE F0RCES, ND AN ALL WHiTE N.y. FiTTED.. i GRABBED My CHAiN FR0M 0FF MY DRESSER, MY BLACKBERRy, KEySz ND WAS READy T0 R0LL 0UT.. AS i WAS HEADiNG 0UT THE D00R, i CALLED UP My LiD0 SiS NESHA ND F0NE STARTED T0 RiNG, ND SHE PiCKED UP

CHARLiE

WHUT iT D0 WHUT iT iS.... THAT NiGGA CHARLiE EH y0U MiSSED ME HUH... PUNKASS NiGGA CHRiS AiNT HERE N0 M0RE...WHUT THiS NiGGA G0T ME DRESSED iN?? BUT DAT HAT iS FRESH iMA HAVE T0 C0P DAT.. T0NiGHT iMA CHiLL WiT My DUDE WAyNE HiS GiRL KRySSy ND DAT NiGGA BANKSz.... SHiD i MiGHT EVEN G0 T0 DAT BiTCHESz H0USE i WAS WiT yESTERDAy... i G0T BACK iN THE SH0WER.. G0T 0UT L0Ti0NED UP PUT My CL0THESz 0N My SH0ES.. JEWERLy WATCH.. ND WAiTED F0R WAyNE T0 RiNG ME UP... iN THE MEAHWiLE iMA SM0KE DiS FAT ASS BLUNT ND GET LiT...

WAyNE CALLED

WAyNE- Ay WUDDUP My NiGGA

CHARLiE- y0

WAyNE- Ay WHUT CHU GETTiN y0 HiGH ASS iNT0

CHARLiE- PR0LLy DAT BiTCH i WAS WiT... BUT Ay C0ME THR0UGH ND GET ME

WAyNE- iGHT... H0L UP

HE PUT ME 0N H0LD T0 TAWK T0 DAT TRiCK KRySSy

WAyNE- Ay KRySSy.... KRySSy!!!!!!!!!!

KRySSy- yES BABy

WAyNE- Ay GET CH0 SHiD T0GETHA WE HEADiN 0VER T0 CHARLiESz

KRySSy- BABy y0U KN0 ME ND THAT TRiFLEN NiGGA DUN GET AL0NG...

WAyNE- 0 WELL GET 0VER iT..... i`LL GiVE y0U DiS DADDy iF y0U D0 iT F0R ME

KRySSy- 0000 y0U NASTy

WAyNE- G0NE HEAD GiRL **SMACKSz HER 0N THE ASS**... iGHT HELL0

CHARLiE- DAMN NiGGA y0U PUT ME 0N H0LD F0R HER

WAyNE- CHiLL THA FUQQ 0UT

CHARLiE- DAMN My BADD... BUT Ay N0 0FFENSE BUT i THiNK THAT BiTCH LiKE ME

WAyNE- CHARLiE.. i WiLL KiLL y0 ASS

CHARLiE- H0LD UP BiGGA BiGGA NiGGA.. i WAS JUS SAyiN

WAyNE- yEA iGHT... y0U AiNT G0NE BE SAyiN WHEN i GET iN DAT ASS

CHARLiE- 0 yU LiKE A LiD0 SUGER iN y0 WATER HUH??

WAyNE- MAN GET THAT SHiT 0UTTA HEAR.. KRySSy THA 0NLy 0NE iM FUQQiN

CHARLiE- iGHT... ByE NiGGA iM FiNNA GET LiT

WAyNE- STUPiD ASS

CHARLiE- MAAAAANNNN SHUD THA FUQQ UP SK00 B0y

WAyNE- ByE NiGGA

JUST LiKE THAT THA NiGGA HUNG UP 0N ME... i KN0 HiS BiTCH LiKE ME.. WATCH DAT PUSS FiNNA BE MiNESz S00NER 0R LATA.. i T00K THAT FAT ASS BLUNT i R0LLED ND LiT THAT SHiT.. i P0PPED iN LUDACRiS "BLUE BERRy yUM yUM" ND GETTiN HiGH WiD My BiGGA NiGGA LUDA.... G0T THAT BLUE BERRy yUM yUM ND iTSz THAT FiRE.... i HEARD A KN0CK 0N THA D00R 30 MiNUTESz LATER i WAS LiT LiKE A MUTHA FUQQA... i WENT T0 G0 ANSWER THA D00R ND iT WAS My BiGGA NiGGA WAyNE ND HiS SEXy TRiCK KRySSy

CHARLiE- Ay WHUT iT iS BRUH **GiViN HiM DAT**

WAyNE- WHUT THA FUQQ, C0ME y0 HiGH ASS 0N....... SAy WADDUP BABy

KRySSy- HEy CHARLiE **MAKiN A STANK FACE**

CHARLiE- **i LiCKED My LiPSz** HEy BABy

WAyNE- CHARLiE CUT THAT SHiD 0UT F0RREAL MAyNE

CHARLiE- iM TELLiN y0U SHE LiKE ME BRUH

KRySSy- NAW y0U WiSH NiGGA..

WAyNE- iGHT C0ME 0N WE G0TTA G0 GET THAT NiGGA BANKSz...... BUT Ay DERE WAS SUM NiGGASz THAT TRiED T0 JUMP HiM ND i HEAR THEy HANG 0UT iN FRUNT 0F THA LiQU0R ST0 0N 103RD.. iGHTSz S0 y0U D0WN

CHARLiE- FUQQ yEA... H0L UP LEMME G0T GRAB My GAT

i WENT iN My R00M ND G0T My GUN... i STUFFED iT iN My BACK P0CKET ND WE WAS READy T0 R0LL

Charlie on sum ol other shit....And he always high, he need to sit down somewhere....


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i KN0 yALL N0TiCEd THAT i MESSEd UP 0N THA LAST P0ST l0lSz

0 WELLSz.. iMA JUS START FRUM RiGHT HERE

WAyNE- iGHT.. WE K00???........... WE K00

CHARLiE- C0ME 0N NiGGA STEP 0N iT... KiLLEN iS My FUQQiN H0BBy

KRySSy- STFU CHARLiE

CHARLiE- NAH y0U SHUD THA FUQQ UP

WAyNE- NA B0TH 0F yALL MUTHA FUQQASz SHUT THA FUQQ U0 F0R i BL0W B0TH 0F yALL ASSES UP

CHARLiE- DAMN CALM THE FUQQ D0WN

... i WAS EXCiTED... i LUVED HURTiN PEP0 WHy??? SHiD i DUNN0 ND i DUN GiVA DAMN... WE CREPT UP 0N THEM NiGGASz 0N 103RD iN FRUNT 0F THAT LiQU0R ST0RE.. WE SAW THEM NiGGASz P0STED.. WEARiN WHiTE TEESz ND BLUE FLAGSz 0N THE LEFT SiDE.... i PUTSz My GL0VESz 0N G0T My GUN 0UT, PUT THEM BULLETSz iN THAT BASTARD ND i WAS SET

WAyNE- iGHT WE G00D

CHARLiE- HELL yEA My NiGGA

i WAS READy, My BL00D WAS PUMPiN ALL THR0UGH My B0Dy... HEART BEATEN... EVERyTHiNG.... i HEARD WAyNE GET HiS GUN READy... i MEAN i DUNT GET THA SHiT A SCH00L B0y SH00TiN PE0PLE ND SHiD.... ND L00K AT HiS GIRLL STARiN AT ME.. i KN0 SHE WANT ME

WAyNE- KRySSy BABy y0U STAyiN 0R y0U R0LLiN

KRySSy- SHiD iM D0WN T00... iM HERE F0R My BABy

WAyNE- DASS MY GiRL DAT D0WN ASS BiTCH

i G0T 0UT THE CAR... ND LEFT WAyNE ND KRySSy iN THA CAR.. i PUT 0N My SKi MASK ND My BLACK SHiRT..PUT ALL My JEWELERy iN My P0CKETSz.... i TUCKED My CHAiN iN My SHiRT... ND i WAS READy.. A S0LDiER MUTHA FUQQA..... i CL0SED THE D00R ND WAyNE SPED 0FF.... 2.2 SEC0NDSz LATER i HEAR KRySSy ND WAyNE BLASTiN THEM NiGGASz... i WATCHED TW0 NiGGASz G0 D0WN WiT TW0 STANDiN i RAN UP BEHiND 0NE 0F EM ND PiST0L WHiPPED 0NE 0F EM T0 DEATH... WAyNE CAME 0UT THE CAR ND CURBED THA 0THA 0NE...... 5 MiNUTESz iNT0 THE BEAT D0WN P0LiCE ND SHiT WAS C0MMiN WAyNE GRABBED KRySSy ND i RAN THA 0THA WAy.... THERE WAS MADD P0LiCE 0UT THERE... ND WAyNE PiCKED ME UP AR0UND THE C0RNER ND WE SPED 0FF

WAyNE- DAMN dUdE DAT SHiD WAS H0TT

CHARLiE- i KN0 RiGHT.... i BEAT THAT NiGGA RiGHT

KRySSy- y0U JUS S0UNDED GAy ASS HELL

CHARLiE- SHUD THA FUQQ UP..... DAMN NUN UF THEM MUTHA FUQQAS AiNT G0NE STEP T0 BANKSz

WAyNE PULLED 0FF T0 THE SiDE By A NEARBy RiVER

WAyNE- A CHA... DR0P DAT SHiD iN THA RiVER..

CHARLiE- WHy DiS SHiT iS MiNESz i DiDNT PAy ALL THAT FUQQiN M0NEy T0 THR0W THA SHiD AWAy

WAyNE- SHUT THA FUQQ UP PUSSy ASS MUTHA FUQQA iLL GET CHU AN0THER 0NE

KRySSy iN THE BACKGR0UND LAFFiN

CHARLiE- SHUT THE FUQQ BiTCH.. F0R i PUT SUMTHiN iN y0 DAMN M0UTH

WAyNE- HELL NAW CUT DAT SHiT 0UT MAN... GET CH0 ASS BACK iN THA CAR

i G0T BACK iN THE CAR LiKE My BiGGA NiGGA SAiD

CHARLiE- iGHT.. WAyNE TAKE ME T0 THAT BiTCHESz H0USE i WAS AT yESTERDAy

WAyNE- DAMN y0U DUNN0 HER NAME

CHARLiE- FUQQ NAW... i JUS USE HER ASS T0 FUQQ WiD

WAyNE- H0W APPALiNG My NiGGA

CHARLiE- DA FUQQ D0ES THAT MEAN SCH00L B0y??

My NiGGA WAyNE ALWAySz USE DESE BiG ASS W0RDSz i DUNT UNDERSTAND.. BUT HE BE EXTRA GANGSTA WiD iT D0E

WAyNE- iGHT.. iMA TAKE y0U 0VER THERE ND iM N0T C0MMiN BACK T0 C0ME GET CH0 ASS NEiTHA

CHARLiE- iGHT WHUTEVA..

WE WAS AT HER H0USE 15 MiNUTESz LATER...

CHARLiE- iGHT CHALL... KRySSy

i LiKED My LiPSz CUSz i KNEW SHE LiKED ME SHE JUS DiDNT WANT T0 TELL N0B0Dy

KRySSy- EWW

CHARLiE- iGHT iM G0NE

WAyNE- L0ST

i WAS AT HER APARTMENT C0MPLEX... Nd i SEEN HER LiGHT 0N.. SHE LiVEd 0N THA SEC0Nd FL00R.. i RAN UPSTAiRSz Nd KN0CKED 0N THE D00R LiKE i WAS THA P0LiCE.... 0PEN THA FUQQ UP GiRL DAMN, i SAiD yELLiN............. SHE FiNALLy CAME T0 THE D00R ND ANSWERED iT

GiRL- WHUT THA FUQQ y0U WANT CHARLiE

CHARLiE- DAMN BiTCH, DATSz N0T H0W y0U GREET A NiGGA

GiRL- L00K CHARLiE i DUN GC0

CHARLiE- SHUT THA FUQQ UP GiRL ND DR0P THEM DRAWLSz

GiRL- WHUT

CHARLiE- y0U HEARD ME.... HURRy UP iM H0RNy ASS FUQQ

SHE DiD LiKE i T0LD HER T0 D0 SHE T00K 0F HER SHiRT ND THA PANTSz SHE HAD 0N SHE WAS LEFT iN HER PANTiES ND BRA... i PiCKED HER UP ND T00K HER T0 THA R00M.. i DR0PPED HER 0N THA BED T00K My SHiRT 0FF T00K My PANTSz 0FF ND i WAS READy..

GiRL- CHA i DUNT WANT T0

CHARLiE- FUQQ 0 WELL...

GiRL- ALRiGHT ALRiGHT

SHE T00K 0FF HER BRA ND PANTiES... i T00K 0F My B0XERSz PiCKED HER UP ND RUSHED HER iNT0 THE WALL. i F0RCE MySELF iNT0 HER Nd SHE M0ANED L0UDLy SCRATCHiN My BACK ND SHiD WE WAS G0iN AT iT F0R 5 MiNUTESz.... SHiD i WAS GETTiN TiRED S0 i LAyED HER ASS BACK 0N THA BEDD ND G0T iT FR0M THERE... SHE M0ANiNG L0UDLy ND SHiT..

CHARLiE- DAMN CALM THA FUQQ D0WN

SHiT SHE WASNT LiSTENiN T0 ME i GESS i WAS BEATEN HER WALLSz G00D... WE FiNALLy FiNiSHED Nd i G0T iN THA SH0WER... i HAD A CHANGE 0F CL0THESz 0VER THERE S0 i WAS SET.. i G0T 0UT ND WAS TiRED AS HELL... DAMN Ay WHATSz y0 NAME

GiRL- CHARLiE

CHARLiE- WHUT??

GiRL- DAMN My NAME iS ASHLEy, ASHLEy 0K

CHARLiE- iGHT, My FAULT...

i L00KED AT HER FACE ND SAW H0W MUCH DAMAGE i DiD T0 HER

CHARLiE- i DiD THAT HUH??

ASHLEy- WHUT CHU THiNK

CHARLiE- L00K iM S0RRy DAMN

ASHLEy- 0K... iTSz FiNE...

CHARLiE- iGHT K00

i REACHED iN My PANTSz ND GRABBED My WALLET... i GESS CHRiS SPENT A G00D TH0USAND T0DAy CUSz THiS WALLET iS FEELiN LiGHT AS FUQQ.. i G0T 0UT 2 HUNDRED ND GAVE iT T0 HER.. THA PiC DAT i HAD UF JAy HAD FELL 0UT

ASHLEy- AWWW WH0 iS SHE CHARLiE

CHARLiE- 0 DASS JAy My DAUGHTER

ASHLEy- y0U G0T KiDSz??

CHARLiE- WELL NAW... ME ND CHRiS AD0PTED HER

ASHLEy- CHRiS???

CHARLiE- yEA DASS WHUT THA FUQQ i SAiD y0U DAMN ECH0

ASHLEy- iM S0RRy DAMN

CHARLiE- L00K TAKE THiS... BUy y0U S0ME NEW WEAVE SHiD SUMTHiN iM 0UT

ASHLEy- S0 DASS iT y0U G0NE FUQQ THEN LEAVE

CHARLiE- DASS WHUT i DiD LAST NiGHT AiNT iT

i LEFT 0UT THA H0USE Wid THAT BEiNG SAiD... N0W i HAd T0 WALK My ASS H0ME. SHid 0 WELL.. My H0USE WAS LiKE THREE BL0CKSz AWAy.. UP THA STREET d0WN THE STEET Nd AR0UNd THE C0RNER... i TH0UGHT AB0UT iT... HELL NAW i WASNT GUNNA WAlK All THE WAy d0WN THERE S0 i CALLED UP My NiGGA BANKSz.... HE ANSWEREd.. :" Ay WUd iT d0 yUNGiN" i SAid
BANKSz- Ay NiGGA, AiNT SHid.. WHUT CHU WANT
CHARLiE- C0ME GET ME
BANKSz- C0ME GET CHU??
CHARLiE- yEA NiGGA
BANKSz- WHERE y0 CAR.. iT G0T T0TALEd HUH??
CHARLiE- NAH NiGGA, Ay ASK qUESTi0NSz WHEN y0U GET HERE iGHT??
BANKSz- yEA .. iGHT i`LL BE THERE iN 5
CHARLiE- iGHTSz..
i HUNG UP THE PH0NE... HE 0NLy STAyEd d0WN THE STREET FR0M ASHLEy.. i SAT THERE Nd WAiTED. i PLAyEd Wid My FiTTEd T0SSiN iT UP Nd d0WN iN THE AiR.. yEA y0U C0ULd TELL i WAS HELLA B0REd.. i T00K 0UT My PH0NE Nd STARTEd T0 FLiP THE C0VER UP Nd d0WN THEN S0ME H0E CAME By SELLiN HER PUSS. FA FiVE d0LLARSz... WTF i MEAN dAMN i KN0 H0ESz dUN HAVE REPECT F0R THEMSELVESz BUT FiVE d0LLASz dAT WAS N0T G0NE GET HER A NEW WEAVE... i T0Ld HER T0 G0NE Nd GET 0N Wid HER BUSiNESS... ALL THAT HAPPENEd iN FiVE MiNUTESz iT FELT LiKE A L0NG ASS TiME.. BANKSz CAME FiVE MiNUTESz LATER LiKE HE SAid.. HE PULLEd UP T0 THE SidE 0F THA CURB WHERE i WAS AT. "C0ME 0N NiGGA dAMN" HE SAid
CHARLiE- iM CUMMiN
BANKSz- L00K ATCHU L00KiN LiKE A L0SER
CHARLiE- MAN FUqq y0U Nd JUS dRiVE
BANKSz- iGHT
HE STARTEd T0 LAFF A Lid0
BANKSz- Ay WHUT HAPPENEd T0 US MEETiN UP
CHARLiE- 0 My FAULT ME Nd WAyNE HAd T0 TAKE CARE UF SUM SHiT
BANKSz- S0 y0U G0NE LEAVE ME F0R THAT WEAK ASS NiGGA WAyNE
CHARLiE- SHUT THA FUqq UP GAy ASS.. WE WAS HELPiN y0U 0UT My dUdE
BANKSz- WHUT CHU MEAN??
CHARLiE- 0 SEE
i STARTEd T0 LAFF
CHARLiE- WE BLEW NiGGASz 0UT THA WATER... yEA WAyNE T0Ld ME THEy WUSz FUqqiN Wid y0U S0.. WE MAdE iT 0UR BUSiNESS T0 GET THEM MUTHA FUqqASz
BANKSz- W0Rd?? dAMN yALL NiGGASz WiLd... H0W y0U ENdEd UP 0VER HERE AT ASHLEySz... y0U WAS FUqqiN Wid HER AGAiN EH
CHARLiE- HAHA yEA... T0Ld HER T0 DR0P THEM DRAWLSz
BANKSz- dAMN My NiGGA!!!
HE GAVE ME DAP
CHARLiE- HELL yEA... BUT Ay dR0P ME 0FF AT M0MSz...
BANKSz- iGHT..
HE T00K ME T0 My M0MSz i GAVE HiM dAP Nd HE WAS H0USE.... i WENT UP T0 THE D00R BANGiN 0N iT CUSz i HAd T0 PiSS HELLA BAdd..
CHARLiE- MAMA!!!!!!!! NESHA!!!!! 0PEN UP diS dAMN d00R
NESHA CAME T0 THE d00R
NESHA- DAMN CHRiS!!!
i GAVE HER A L00K
NESHA- i MEAN dAMN CHARLiE... y0U AiNT 5`0
CHARLiE- SHUT THA FUqq UP Nd GiVE ME L0VE
NESHA NEW AB0UT ME Nd CHRiS... i L0VEd HER Wid ALL My HEART
NESHA- S0 WHUT CHU BEEN UP T0 CHA
CHARLiE- SHid... KiLLEN PEP0
NESHA- WHUT
CHARLiE- SHiT H0LD THA FUqq UP i G0TTA PiSS
NESHA- T00 MUCH iNF0 NASTy
i LAFFEd A Lid0... i WENT T0 THA BATHR00M, iT FELT LiKE i LET A L0Ad 0FF, i FELT ALL LiGHT Nd SHiT... G0T dUN SH00K My SHiT WASHEd My HANdSz Nd WENT BACK 0UT... i WENT BACK 0UT T0 NESHA.. Nd T0UCHEd HER ALL UP iN HER FACE PLAyiN Wid HER
NESHA- EWWWW!!!! NASTy ASS, did y0U WASH y0UR HANdSz
CHARLiE- HAHA NAW
NESHA- EWW
CHARLiE- SHUd UP WHERESz My MAMA??
NESHA- WELL iTSz 0NLy 2 iN THA M0RNiN
CHARLiE- 0 yEA RiGHT
NESHA- yEA STUPid... JAy iS HERE
CHARLiE- W0Rd
NESHA- yEA... i GESS CHRiS didNT WANT y0U KN0WiN
CHARLiE- MAN FUqq dAT UTHA HALF.... i dUN GiVA FUqq WHUT HE SAy
NESHA- WELL..
CHARLiE- iS My R00M SET UP
NESHA- y0 R00M??? dATSz My S0NSz R00M
CHARLiE- WH0 THA FUqq iS y0UR S0N??
NESHA- 0O0 i CANT STANd y0U
CHARLiE- MAN FUqq y0U T00.. i GESS iMA STAy 0N THA C0UCH
NESHA- i GESS S0 T00... iGHT By iM TiREd
CHARLiE- ByE
i WENT iN THA CL0SET G0T S0ME C0VERSz LAiD iT 0N THE C0UCH... T00K 0FF My PANTSz Nd SHiRT LEAViN ME iN My B0XERSz... i WENT iN JAySz R00M, GAVE HER A HUG Nd A KiSS, i HAVENT SEEN My BABy GiRL iN AWHiLE...WHEN i KiSSEd HER SHE NUdGEd A Lid0, BUT didNT WAKE UP.. i WENT T0 M0MSz R00M.. GAVE HER A KiSS.... i RAN BACK iNT0 THA LiViNG R00M, GRABBEd S0ME M0NEy 0UT My WALLET, RAN BACK iN HER R00M Nd SET THA M0NEy 0N HER NiGHT STANd... i L0VEd My MAMA.. WH0EVER FUqqSz Wid HER FUqqSz WiD ME... EVEN TH0 iT SEEMSz SHE dUNT GiVA FUqq AB0UT ME EVERy SiNCE i KiLLEd THAT BiTCH ASS NiGGA MiKE... i WENT BACK iN THE LiViNG R00M... Nd LAiD My BiG HEAd ASS d0WN... UNTiL i G0TTA PH0NE CALL... dAMN WH0 THE FUqq iS iT N0W... i L00KEd AT My CALLER iD Nd iT WAS My BiGGA NiGGA WAyNE...."HELL0"

F/V- HEy

CHARLiE- KRySSy??

KRySSy- yEA

CHARLiE- WHUT THA FUqq y0U CALLiN ME F0R???

KRySSy- CUSz iM B0RED Nd i NEEd SUMB0dy T0 TAWK T0, Nd WAyNE iS
G0NE SUMWHERE

CHARLiE- 0 S0 y0U CALLiN ME

KRySSy- yUP

CHARLIE- dAMN GiRL, i KNEW y0U LiKEd ME y0U STAy FRUNTiN EH?

KRySSy- EW i DUNT LiKE y0U

CHARLiE- iS THAT H0W y0U FEEL

i STARTEd T0 LiCK My LiPSz EVEN TH0 SHE CANT SEE ME

KRySSy- N0 dASS N0T H0W i FEEL dASS WHUT i KN0

i WANTEd T0 PLAy Wid HER EM0Ti0NSz A Lid0... S0 i G0T My SEXy 0N, iN
THAT CALM SEXy ASS V0iCE THAT CHRiS BLESSEd ME WiT..

CHARLiE- 0 S0 y0U W0ULdNT LiKE iT iF i SAid, THAT i WANNA C0ME 0VER
THERE Nd JUS TEAR THEM WALLSz UP??

KRySSy- CHA

CHARLiE- dAMN LEMME FiNiSH... y0U W0ULdNT WANT ME T0 C0ME 0VER THERE Nd HiT dAT SHiT FRUM THA BACK UP d0WN LEFT iN RiGHT??? y0U TELLiN ME y0U dUNT WANT THiS DiCK??

KRySSy- 0 SSS dAMN, 0 My G0d.. TAKE ME N0W

CHARLiE- dAMN i G0T CHU WET EH??

KRySSy- 0 dAMN

CHARLiE- KRySSy???

KRySSy- yESS CHA...

i WAS CRACKiN UP iN My HEAd i SH0ULdA JUS REC0Rd THA SHiT S0
WAyNE CAN LiSTEN T0 iT.. SHE GETTiN H0RNy Nd SHiT, i GESS A NiGGA
G0T iT LiKE THAT...

CHARLiE- iM JUS FUqqiN WiT CHU GiRL!!!

KRySSy- 0MG dUNT d0 THAT CHA, THAT SHiT AiNT FUNNy, N0W iM H0RNy

CHARLiE- WELL WAyNE SH0ULd BE C0MMiN iN

i STARTEd T0 C0UNT

CHARLIE- iN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... iS HE THERE

KRySSy- 0MG H0Wd y0U KN0

CHARLiE- CUSz, N0W G0 FUqq HiM Nd LEAVE ME THA HELL AL0NE

KRySSy- l0l, ByE

CHARLiE- PEACE 0UT

i HUNG UP THA PH0NE, SEE i KNEW SHE LiKEd i C0ULd SEE iT iN HER
EyESz... iM WALKiN R0UNd LiKE i G0TTA S 0N My CHEST... iT WAS ALM0ST M0RNiN TiME Nd KRySSy CALLiN ME SAyiN SHE WANNA TAWK, BiTCH PLEASE.. i G0T My BEAR, i HAd iT SiNCE i WAS 9, yEA diS NiGGA G0TTA S0FT SidE, BUT ENEWAySz i G0T My BEAR, dAT SHiT WAS MiSSiN AN EyE, AN ARM, SHiT iT didNT MATTA iT HELPEd ME G0 T0 SLEEP..... i FEEL ASLEEP JUS LiKE dAT..

THE NEXT dAy...

CHRiS...

DANG CHARLiE W0Uld C0ME 0VER HERE.... AT LEAST JAy didNT SEE
HiM .... i G0T UP l00KiN iN My P0CKETSz F0R My CAR KEySz, C0ME T0
FiNd 0UT MR. dUMBASS didNT BRiNG THE KEySz WiT HiM... Nd NESHA AiNT G0T A CAR, S0 i CALLEd UP My GiRL MEME... BUT WHEN i G0 T0 My F0NE i SEE THAT THA JUiCE WAS G0NE... dAMN i HATE CHARLiE, HE dUN NEVA KN0W H0W T0 PUT SUMTHiN 0N THE CHARGER... i G0T UP FR0M THA C0UCH Nd SEE THAT i WAS LAyiN 0N My BEAR FR0M LiKE 10 yEARSz AG0, i CANT BELiEVE CHA WAS SLEEPiN Wid iT HAHA.. S0FT ASS.. i LAFFEd T0 MySELF, Nd SEE THAT WAS NESHA WAS UP.... "Ay NE NE"

NESHA- M0RNiN CHRiS

CHRiS- HEy

i WENT T0 G0 HUG HER Nd KiSSEd HER 0N THE CHEEK THEN i WENT T0
THA REFRiDGERAT0R T0 GET S0ME 0RANGE JUiCE

NESHA- EWWW FUNKy did y0U BRUSH THEM DRAG0NSz

CHRiS- N0PE... i MAdE iT My BUSiNESS T0 KiSS y0U BEF0RE i CAN
BRUSH`EM

NESHA- EWWW NASTy ASS.... WHUT y0U did LAST NiGHT

CHRiS- UM i DUNN0...

NESHA- 0 WELL i GESS iLL ASK CHARLiE THEN

CHRiS- yEA d0 THAT.. WAS JAy A G00D LiD0 GiRL

NESHA- yUP..

CHRiS- ALRiGHT G00d, Ay CAN y0U TAKE ME H0ME.. CHARLiE MESSEd
My SEXy UP My F0NE iS dEAd, HE didNT EVEN BRiNG THA dAMN KEySz, dAMN HE S0 UNC0NSiDERATE

NESHA- l0lSz THASS y0 UTHA HALF..

CHRiS- MAN WHUTEVA... S0 y0U G0NE TAKE ME

NESHA- ALRiGHT

WE HEAR THA BABy CRyiN iN THE B/G

NESHA- 0MyG0SH AGAiN

CHRiS- NAH CHiLL 0UT i`LL G0 HANdLE iT

NESHA- THANKSz BRUH

i WENT iN THE R00M T0 SEE THAT My NEPHEW WAS HALF WAy 0UT HiS
CRiB... HEy LiD0 MAN

SHAd-.........

CHRiS- iTSz iGHT UNCLE G0T CHU... y0U HUNGRy??? ARE y0U WET???

HE STiLL WAS CRyiNG

NESHA yELLiN

NESHA- CHRiS y0U G0T iT!?!!!?!

CHRiS- yEA...

i G0T HiM 0UT THE CRiB CHANGEd HiS diAPER Nd ALL THAT N0NSENSE...
iMA BE A G00d dAddy l0l.. WHUT AM i SAyiN i AM A dAddy JUS WHEN i SAiD THAT JAy CAME iN THE R00M

JAy- dAddy

CHRiS- HEy PRiNCESS....

JAy- HEy dAddy i MiSSEd y0U

CHRiS- i MiSSEd y0U T00.... G0 SAy Hi T0 UNTiE Nd BRUSH yA TEETH Nd
STUFF WE G0NE HEAd 0UT 0K

JAy- 0K

CHRiS- ALRiGHT...

i FiNISHEd Wid SHAd Nd PUT HiM iN HiS WALKER Nd T00K HiM iN THE
KiTCHEN WiD HiS MAMA....

CHRiS- TAKE HiM S0 i CAN GET iN THE SH0WER

NESHA- iGHT THANKSz

CHRiS- yUP

i H0PPEd iN THE SH0WER BRUSHEd My TEETH G0T dRESSEd Nd WAS
REAdy T0 G0..

CHRiS- y0U REAdy JAy

JAy- yUP.. i G0T ALL My STUFF

CHRiS- 0K NESHA y0U REAdy

NESHA- yEA LEMME GET HiS CAR SEAT..

CHRiS- iGHT M0MSz N0T HERE HUH

NESHA- NAH SHE WENT 0FF T0 W0RK

CHRiS- iGHT, THANK G0d i B0UGHT HER diS UTHA CAR

NESHA- yEA..... RiGHT HAHA

WE HEAdEd 0UT...

CHRiS- DiD y0U HAVE FUNN JAy

JAy- yUP!

CHRiS- REALLy, WHUT yALL d0???

JAy- i HELPEd AUNTiE NESHA

CHRiS- yEA??? y0U PLAyEd WiTH BABy JR.

JAy- yUP!

CHRiS- 0K, WE G0TTA DR0P y0U 0FF BACK AT yA H0ME 0K

JAy- BUT i DUN WANNA G0000!!!

SHE STARTEd T0 CRy A LiTTLE... i HATE T0 SEE HER LiKE THAT, i KN0
SHE D0ESNT LiKE iT THERE.... iMA SEE iF i CAN KEEP HER PERMANTALEy...

CHRiS- i KN0, BUT y0U HAVE T0.... DADDy WiLL C0ME GET y0U NEXT WEEK iGHT

JAy- 0K...

SHE STARTEd T0 HUG THE BEAR i GAVE HER AWHiLE AG0..

NESHA- AWW SHE iS T00 Ad0RABLE

CHRiS- i KN0 RiGHT, i JUST HATE T0 SEE HER iN THEM dAMN F0STER
H0MESz, THEy DUNT d0 SHiT F0R HER..

NESHA- i KN0 CHRiS.... JUS KN0W THAT y0UR A GREAT iMPACT 0N HER LiFE

CHRiS- yEA i KN0 THAT BUT STiLL

NESHA- iGHT BiG BR0... iLL SEE y0U LATA

CHRiS- yEA...

i GAVE HER A HUG Nd A KiSS 0N THE CHEEK, Nd i GAVE My NEPHEW S0ME dAP l0l

NESHA- y0U SiLLy ByE

CHRiS- yEA....

i T00K JAy Nd WE G0T iN THE H0USE, i RAN iN T0 G0 FiND My KEySz... i
SEE CHARLiE STUPiD ASS WAS MESSiN WiT THAT 000NAHH...dAMN HE CANT CLEAN UP BEHiNd HiSELF STUPid ASS... i WENT T0 GRAB My UTHER PH0NE, THE SiDEKiCK 3

Chris's split personality freaks me out a bit, lol.

He's like the American WareWolf. He's coo in the daytime but once the moon strikes, he's a beast...Lol!



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me and Charlie definitely would of been having problems!